I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m hoping comic production will be picking up thanks to the false hope given from learning that I stop breathing in my sleep. Apparently sleep apnea (or \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcmy gf holding a pillow over my face at night\u00e2\u20ac\u2122) can be responsible for a lot of shit, including me being lazy. This gives me new hope and the new phrase \u00e2\u20ac\u02dci’m not lazy, i’m just fucking tired because I haven\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t had a real night\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s sleep in ten years\u00e2\u20ac\u009d. And i’m sure going to use it. <\/p>\n
I could be getting a machine that sticks the oxygen equivalent of a black man\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s erect penis down my throat and then expects me to sleep. This excites me somehow in a way I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t understand. It also freaks me out because if my insane dreams end I do not know what I will do; they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re my main source of entertainment. In fact, i’m kind of worried after using the machine I will end up like desmond in lost; in some strange time travel other place where I will have to go through my life again but without so much of the me that made me me for so much of my me-dom.<\/p>\n
But, (blarf, cliche alert) that said (end blarf) I am anxious to get this machine to fix my sleep apnea, which in turn should fix my absent mindedness, high blood pressure, hair loss, snoring, anxiety, teeth decay, penmanship, writer’s block, my sweating out of only one armpit problem, penile squishiness, and should also make that new Ryan Adams metal single sound a little better. So here\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s to the future, brother.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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