{"id":111,"date":"2010-06-23T07:51:37","date_gmt":"2010-06-23T14:51:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/?p=111"},"modified":"2010-06-23T07:51:37","modified_gmt":"2010-06-23T14:51:37","slug":"jab-egg-hunter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/?p=111","title":{"rendered":"jab &#8211; egg hunter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>wow it&#8217;s been 2 months without an update about my sleep apnea. well thats because my insurance wont cover the 850 dollar machine and my doctors have taken more than a month to even tell me they are working on it. ooooh im gonna draw them so hard.<\/p>\n<p>meanwhile its morning and i fucking want some breakfast. god i wish i could do things for myself. if i saw an omelet walking down the street i&#8217;d jump through my window and chase it and then jump on it&#8217;s back and bite the shit out of it and eat its egg flesh and drink its coffee blood and then eat it&#8217;s artichoke heart and gain its power. <\/p>\n<p>its the most important part of the day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>wow it&#8217;s been 2 months without an update about my sleep apnea. well thats because my insurance wont cover the 850 dollar machine and my doctors have taken more than a month to even tell me they are working on it. ooooh im gonna draw them so hard. meanwhile its morning and i fucking want [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[160,158,159,157],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}