{"id":15,"date":"2008-12-09T09:56:29","date_gmt":"2008-12-09T16:56:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/?p=15"},"modified":"2008-12-09T09:56:29","modified_gmt":"2008-12-09T16:56:29","slug":"i-cant-believe-its-not-blood-clot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/?p=15","title":{"rendered":"i can&#8217;t believe its not blood clot."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>pardon the lack of updates while my lungs are filled with atrophy, cat hair, and lung margerine. perhaps if i can expel enough of this crap out of me i can make a painting with it or something. don&#8217;t worry it&#8217;ll look much better than that blood and semen metallica album cover. why? because yellow and green are much more appealling. this is what i get for sleeping with a cat on my face and not sweeping enough. i thought dust bunnies looked like tribbles so i was farming them.<\/p>\n<p>xoxo jabby<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>pardon the lack of updates while my lungs are filled with atrophy, cat hair, and lung margerine. perhaps if i can expel enough of this crap out of me i can make a painting with it or something. don&#8217;t worry it&#8217;ll look much better than that blood and semen metallica album cover. why? because yellow [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[11],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}