{"id":171,"date":"2011-01-13T18:31:55","date_gmt":"2011-01-14T01:31:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/?p=171"},"modified":"2011-01-13T18:31:55","modified_gmt":"2011-01-14T01:31:55","slug":"in-your-face-machine-my-grandmother-had-that-made-no-sense","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/?p=171","title":{"rendered":"in your face, machine my grandmother had that made no sense"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>after being on stupid <a title=\"this jerk.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/jabbers\">facebook<\/a> five minutes it was obvious what today&#8217;s weirdness would be.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"your zodiac is wrong unless you are a taurus, because tauruses are terriffic and wouldnt have changed anyway, dummies.\" href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/yblog_thelookout\/20110113\/us_yblog_thelookout\/earths-wobble-means-your-zodiac-sign-may-be-wrong\">http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/yblog_thelookout\/20110113\/us_yblog_thelookout\/earths-wobble-means-your-zodiac-sign-may-be-wrong<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>after being on stupid facebook five minutes it was obvious what today&#8217;s weirdness would be. http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/yblog_thelookout\/20110113\/us_yblog_thelookout\/earths-wobble-means-your-zodiac-sign-may-be-wrong<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[187,230,228,229,226,225,227,224],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=171"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":172,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171\/revisions\/172"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}