{"id":179,"date":"2011-02-04T15:49:34","date_gmt":"2011-02-04T22:49:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/?p=179"},"modified":"2011-02-04T15:49:34","modified_gmt":"2011-02-04T22:49:34","slug":"you-cant-force-a-movement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/?p=179","title":{"rendered":"you cant force a movement."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>just incase you were wondering, yes a new tv is enough to keep me from doing any posts for a half month because a- time goes by faster when you are older, and b- hd is fucking awesome. oh well.<\/p>\n<p>heres something, using the laws of magic id like to let you naysayers know that even if i dont post for a day, if i do two instances of weirdness in another post then it counts.<\/p>\n<p>so anyway today i was getting fuel for my car because i got paid because it is friday and if you have no fuel in your car it doesnt go anywhere and some lady put blue rubber doctor gloves on (2&#215;2 hands of blue) to pump the gas. when she was done she took them off and threw them in the trash next to where i was pumpin&#8217; it like a champion. weird. it wouldnt be as weird if i coulda figured out if she was actually a woman.<\/p>\n<p>IM GOING TO PLAY CALL OF DUTY NOW.<\/p>\n<p>oh wait &#8211; vote for me for a shorty award for other because apparently none of my friends have the time to.<\/p>\n<div style=\"width:125px; text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/shortyawards.com\/Jab2099\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/cdn.shortyawards.com\/images\/badges\/shorty_badge_125x125_me.png\" border=\"0\" width=\"125\" height=\"125\" alt=\"Nominate Jab for a social media award in the Shorty Awards!\"><\/a>Nominate <a href=\"http:\/\/shortyawards.com\/Jab2099\">Jab<\/a> for a <a href=\"http:\/\/shortyawards.com\">social media award<\/a> in the Shorty Awards<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>just incase you were wondering, yes a new tv is enough to keep me from doing any posts for a half month because a- time goes by faster when you are older, and b- hd is fucking awesome. oh well. heres something, using the laws of magic id like to let you naysayers know that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[190,254,253,257,28,252,255,212,233,256],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=179"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}