{"id":31,"date":"2009-02-17T21:18:48","date_gmt":"2009-02-18T04:18:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/?p=31"},"modified":"2009-02-17T21:18:48","modified_gmt":"2009-02-18T04:18:48","slug":"finally-a-reason-to-wear-a-condom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/?p=31","title":{"rendered":"finally, a reason to wear a condom."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Movie promotion!<\/p>\n<p>or, even better, COMIC BOOK PROMOTION!<\/p>\n<p>yup, it&#8217;s a watchmen condom.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_32\" style=\"width: 489px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-32\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-32\" title=\"watchmencondom\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/watchmencondom.jpg\" alt=\"watchmen condom\" width=\"479\" height=\"911\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/watchmencondom.jpg 479w, http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/watchmencondom-157x300.jpg 157w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 479px) 100vw, 479px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-32\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">watchmen condom<\/p><\/div>\n<p>this is perhaps one of the easiest bumpsets for a joke ever. now lets all say in our best king of cartoons voice&#8230;&#8217;let the one-liners&#8230;BEGIN&#8217;!!! anyway, i can&#8217;t wait to wear one and then pretend i am dr manhattan and then when i am finished seal it away in another bag to sell to a hypey collector that wonders why he smells nacho chips so much.<\/p>\n<p>but the joke is on him, he wont be able to return the dark nutt.<\/p>\n<p>sorry. had to try just one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Movie promotion! or, even better, COMIC BOOK PROMOTION! yup, it&#8217;s a watchmen condom. this is perhaps one of the easiest bumpsets for a joke ever. now lets all say in our best king of cartoons voice&#8230;&#8217;let the one-liners&#8230;BEGIN&#8217;!!! anyway, i can&#8217;t wait to wear one and then pretend i am dr manhattan and then when [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[29,45,44,46,47,48,43],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions\/33"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}