{"id":54,"date":"2009-03-24T22:39:51","date_gmt":"2009-03-25T05:39:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/?p=54"},"modified":"2009-03-24T22:39:51","modified_gmt":"2009-03-25T05:39:51","slug":"pantyhose-vampire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/?p=54","title":{"rendered":"pantyhose vampire"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>holy crap. i wish they had put earphones in this vice strapped to my head so i could at least listen to something while my head gets crushed. ive been a crabby baby lately for every reason ever to be a crabby baby including shitting myself pantsless, and i think i may have actually evacuated a good part of my soul, leaving me to sleep for like 20 hours a day. i am now on a schedule of staying up until i am tired and then sleeping until i am not tired. its fucking roulette, so have fun and guess my sleeping patterns for the week, and the closest for each day next week beginning sunday will get a prize, that prize being a shitty drawing of something they like, or perhaps i will put them in creator or something. who knows.<\/p>\n<p>which reminds me, there are some new creator pages up, a little late. sorree. im just about back on track so woo.<\/p>\n<p>my cat claude is my favorite living being, and he shows his feelings for this by being suicidal. you would too. earlier i found him trying to topple the tower of babble onto himself. i think he also tried to erase my whiteboard cause he was sick of my promising myself id get shit done that i still havent two years later. im looking at you, misti&#8217;s drawing. :\/<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_53\" style=\"width: 778px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-53\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/12608.jpg\" alt=\"claude attempts death\" title=\"12608\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" class=\"size-full wp-image-53\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/12608.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/12608-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-53\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">claude attempts death<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>holy crap. i wish they had put earphones in this vice strapped to my head so i could at least listen to something while my head gets crushed. ive been a crabby baby lately for every reason ever to be a crabby baby including shitting myself pantsless, and i think i may have actually evacuated [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[89,20,88,77,86,70,87],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=54"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=54"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=54"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=54"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}