{"id":60,"date":"2009-06-21T14:27:57","date_gmt":"2009-06-21T21:27:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/?p=60"},"modified":"2009-06-21T14:27:57","modified_gmt":"2009-06-21T21:27:57","slug":"fathers-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/?p=60","title":{"rendered":"fathers day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>fitting my mouth would not stop wanting to exlode, perhaps as a reaction to not wanting to stop putting things into it. food, not other delicious things.<\/p>\n<p>hi i update this alot.<\/p>\n<p>the exploding mouth throbbing kept me awake all night into the fatherless morning and the sky got lighter in a camoflage pattern through the trees and i still said ow. i watched golf, the golf that is making long island trafficy and i could have done anything else but instead could do nothing else because pain keeps you still somehow, it should really make you run and scream. it keeps me still.<\/p>\n<p>i woke up after falling asleep (its not always in that order) and woke up again to my brother this time as a shadow in the doorway of my bedroom office room life room and he gifted me this terriffically awesome ric flair figure.<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 1210px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"woo\" src=\"http:\/\/www.edgerulz17.com\/Protos\/Unmatched%20Fury\/Series%2004\/WWE91196_Ric_Flair.jpg\" alt=\"wooooooooooo\" width=\"1200\" height=\"1200\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">wooooooooooo<\/p><\/div>\n<p>its a fitting gift, as ric flair is awesome and gifted my his awesomeness like a father would give his son, and i dont mean flair&#8217;s actual sons, i mean some asshole that is projecting a father status on a wrestling legend that the closest hes even been to was the hallway outside the bathroom he was using where kids were running in and wooing at him. no, i could not be a part of that.<\/p>\n<p>but so today, fathers day, and i have many, i will be celebrating the greatness of ric flair, as should you. just dont get into any road rage incidents please, unless they are really fucking deserving a smack. then go for it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>fitting my mouth would not stop wanting to exlode, perhaps as a reaction to not wanting to stop putting things into it. food, not other delicious things. hi i update this alot. the exploding mouth throbbing kept me awake all night into the fatherless morning and the sky got lighter in a camoflage pattern through [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[104,105,106,107],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=60"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":61,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions\/61"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=60"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=60"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=60"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}