{"id":66,"date":"2009-12-12T11:13:25","date_gmt":"2009-12-12T18:13:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/?p=66"},"modified":"2009-12-12T11:13:25","modified_gmt":"2009-12-12T18:13:25","slug":"the-most-delicious-man-in-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/?p=66","title":{"rendered":"the most delicious man in the world"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>my job is a boring carpet to walk, usually done so in that reverse-zen zombielike state of awareness; aware you hate your job, aware you are tired, aware of everything going on around you and everyone else&#8217;s life because your job requires the thought and energy of one percent of your brain. Then thankfully, occassionally, a thing will happen and you can use two or three percent, and one of those days for me was yesterday, when a humped over old man came hump walking into my job.<\/p>\n<p>I didnt pay much attention to him at first, though i guess enough that i could point him out to you if i needed to; his old floppy hat and giant glasses, his warm 70&#8217;s couch fabric coat. His stance like a candy cane. It wasnt until i walked by him that i realized his greatness.<\/p>\n<p>He reeked of a diner breakfast.<\/p>\n<p>omletes and coffee and a plate of greasy home fries, this was his scent. it was magnificent and compelling and i couldnt stop smelling him and following him around. i wanted to smell his coat. i wanted to taste his old man head and see if it tasted like syrup.<\/p>\n<p>he left after a half hour of so and with him left the smell of his morning. I miss him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>my job is a boring carpet to walk, usually done so in that reverse-zen zombielike state of awareness; aware you hate your job, aware you are tired, aware of everything going on around you and everyone else&#8217;s life because your job requires the thought and energy of one percent of your brain. Then thankfully, occassionally, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[116,117,115],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=66"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=66"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=66"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldcocoon.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=66"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}