While this year may have been the year I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve watched more movies than any other year in the decade, guess what? I still haven\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t seen shit. Sadness but trueness. So this is not a best of list, not a set in stone 2009 tome to walk down the mountain, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a bunch of movies I really enjoyed out of the stuff I saw, which was a good amount but def not everything. So eat it. 2009 – go!<\/p>\n
Dark knight re-release<\/strong> Coraline<\/strong><\/p>\n a kid\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s movie, but like most great kids movies, is for adults also, and is kinda creepy. Add that its in 3d and written by neil gaiman and I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m sold. 3d always adds a star for me.<\/p>\n Watchmen<\/strong><\/p>\n yes there was no squid and at times it was borderline obnoxious and pretentious which is just how is doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t feel in the comic (that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s right kids it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a comic, not a graphic novel) and cranky old beardy goth rings alan moore wont have anything to do with it but we all know he wont be able to resist himself one day and watch it and see silk spectre\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s nipples and go \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcfuck, she does have good nipples doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t she?\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 in some deepy bass hitchhikers guide to the galaxy voice and nothing will have changed in the universe. The movie hits the right beats and yeah its missing some really choice moments but it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a fucking movie, an adaptation, a jazz solo greatest hits style. Its great. so live with it. it did what nobody thought could be done. and if it didnt make sense the first time, watch it again and do some thinking.<\/p>\n Observe and report<\/strong><\/p>\n if you look at a poster or hear a synopsis or see that rogan seth is in it you may roll your eyes and never think about this movie again. But if you add the name jody hill (writer\/director\/neck snapper) to any of those movie descriptors\u00c2\u00a0it changes things, because things are now going to get fucked up (in the best way possible). This movie fits right beside its siblings foot fist way and east down and bound, and it may even be the most troubled of the group; where other movies of the type dance around uncomfortably, this movie has no problem addressing shit and being hilarious. Yes, seth is doing his best Danny McBride impression in the way other actors ape woody in his films, but it still might be the best thing rogan has done, and its another perfect work from hill.<\/p>\n The cove<\/strong><\/p>\n this is prob the best, most horrifying and somehow uplifting doc ive seen in a very long time. It just needs to be seen. it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a doc that somehow plays like its own Hollywood movie version of itself. It works. It owns you.<\/p>\n District 9<\/strong><\/p>\n I was ready to hate this but good lord it nailed it. Its obvious and low rent but its just terrific. a sci fi classic right out the gate.<\/p>\n It might get loud<\/strong><\/p>\n a wonderful kick ass guitar doc with jimmy page, edge and jack white. A great meeting of the souls and lovers of music and craft and creativity. Star trek<\/strong><\/p>\n that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s right, I fucking hated star trek the more I thought about it after seeing it for the first time. I didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have problems with the geoffcon reboot it storyline, I thought it was pretty neat, but I despised how theme lacking it was, how overly dumb it was, how goofy it got and how it lacked the soul of the original. How it played dumb and didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t feel like a true sci-fi movie. There was nothing under the onion peels. But despite all this, it was a great fun film? Yeah. The acting? They got it done. It was star wars in a star trek suit. Give me a star wars like this, please. Then give me my star trek with some intelligence and give the universe some balance please. Despite me and despite itself, It was a fun fun fun time. it was a good movie. there i said it.<\/p>\n <\/strong><\/p>\n Capitalism a love story<\/strong><\/p>\n yup. Its MM, blah blah you like him you hate him blah. Is message is always on the right track tho kids. must pain you to know it.<\/p>\n <\/strong><\/p>\n Toy story \u00c2\u00bd re-release<\/strong><\/p>\n they still hold up, and the 3d was beautiful. Pop some childhood in your face.<\/p>\n Tomorrow, the decade of movies. oh boy.<\/strong><\/em>
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