the improvement the universe makes as the planet crumbles inside

if you think the reason i avoid eye contact and creating new art and  physical contact and washing and work related hours and food and clothing is all due to skyrim then obviously you are wrong because i also masturbate and watch wrestling.

i had a dog and i left him home then he ran away and i met some chick in a pub and she was gnarly so i boxed her and slugged the shit out of her and knocked her out and i wound up marrying her anyway, i kept my place cause i need man time alone in a video game but her place is better even tho she is some crazy warrior chick and im a cat man. did i mention im a cat man? im a cat man. and i know spellllllllllllls.